Pizza is a classic Western food and it’s becoming more and more popular in China. Although I like it, I don’t often eat pizza. Why not? Two reasons: One—Eating pizza is a great way to become ridiculously fat. Two—My wife (who is awesome and cool and beautiful, hehe, hello), doesn’t really like it. Well, she went out of town for the day and suddenly I realized, 'AW YEAH! IT’S PIZZA TIME!' So, I went to Mr. Pizza and ordered a vegetarian pizza (no meat). I looked around the res